Hoose-Johnson Blog: Welcome to the Family Blog

Welcome to the HooseJohnson family Blog! Here are some pictures of Jeff, Kelly and the pups.

We Think Stuff's Funny: Real Quotes, Real People

The number of deaths in the Chilean earthquake last February are a little fuzzy, partly because I don't read Spanish. ~ One of Kelly's students in her final presentation.
When it comes to clothing, I'm monstrously indifferent. ~ Jeff
Mmm... That smells good. ~ Kelly, sniffing a poopy diaper, checking for potential enteritis that was not detected
Any code with a data structure named SHT is evil. ~ Greg B. reviewing old and complicated code at work
Jesus needs our offerings like a birthing room needs a little drummer boy. ~ John Schmid, Mennonite prison minister, on why offerings are for our own good more than God's
Awww. You're like a cute little... meatloaf. ~ Lexi A., age 5, talking to Bridgette
If you want a universal friskiness scale, you have to use negative numbers. ~Jeffrey J.
Your sandwiches don't look the way they do on TV. Your commercials are very deceiving. ~Woman at Subway
He totally zapped me with his wow. ~Ally H.