Any code with a data structure named SHT is evil. ~ Greg B. reviewing old and complicated code at work
Jesus needs our offerings like a birthing room needs a little drummer boy. ~ John Schmid, Mennonite prison minister, on why offerings are for our own good more than God's
I'm not excited by seals. ~ Mama Hoose, concerning her trip to New Zealand
Awww. You're like a cute little... meatloaf. ~ Lexi A., age 5, talking to Bridgette
BAD Greg. ~Greg B. after overwriting the wrong database files at work
If you want a universal friskiness scale, you have to use negative numbers. ~Jeffrey J.
Your sandwiches don't look the way they do on TV. Your commercials are very deceiving. ~Woman at Subway